Below are the 6 most recent journal entries recorded in rcranger03's LiveJournal:

Tuesday, August 16th, 2005
10:38 pm	Truffle Shuffle First day of school so Im gonna try and commit to something so it might as well be writing in this regularly because its relatively easy, quick, and doesnt require immuninizations. So summer is offically dead, and that is something that greatly saddens me, no longer can i sleep till 3:00 in the afternoon, no longer can I eat ice cream in the morning and poptarts at night, no longer can spend an entire day watching the discovery channel without moving a single muscle. No the beginning of school symbolizes early nights and early mornings, homework and tests, awkward school dances and relationships (or lack there of for some of us)(i mean really is it better to have an awkward relationship or not to have one at all)(not that im asking for me its just i have a friend named..........Bob and he just wanted to know)(really its for bob not me)and all sorts of other things that are just too unpleasent to think about right now. My classes are pretty cool nothing to dance about (for dancing is only for the most joyous of occasions such as sockhops or shindigs or box socials) It was pretty cool seeing some people I'd give shoutouts but are they really shoutouts if no one Reads/hears them you know the "if a tree falls in the forest does any hear it" kinda thing but i digress i wish to all those anonymous readers that post clues that obviously ruin their anonymousity that you enoyed reading my thoughts and if youll drop your 3D glasses in the bin on the way out we hope you come back to see us some time (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, July 12th, 2005
12:13 am	The Observations of a Crazy Ass Weak White Person on the world and humanity I recently after voluntarily secluding... wait no i just dont have any friends so unvoluntarily secluding myself from civilization I was able to see with much clarity the truths of the world and humanity. I have conveniently packaged these observations into bulleted form. Warning said observations are libel to make you laugh, cry, smile, frown, dance or fall into convulsions however your body may react with said these opinionatated points of absolute truthful fact that is backed up evidence that might under the right circumstances hold up in court and when i say court i mean like Court TV and when i say Court TV i mean ........... and on to the main reason you tuned in this week. Enjoy The Observations of a Crazy Ass Weak White Person on the World and Humanity 1) I have just chosen to change the convenient bullet form that this revelation was planned to be in and moved it into a confusing numerial list. 2) I am the absolute center of the university. Now calm down im not trying to be an egomaniac headcase here but lets look at the facts, before i was born was there night and day i think not, before i born were there fish, fishbowls, fishfood, or Petsmarts to supply such items, no. I would like you to keep this in mind because if you werent in possession of this tiny opinionate factual tidbit you might find this observation a little egotistical 3) I recently combined my abundant cd collection onto 5 mixtape versions and the official notice is in on that it happens to be the Unofficially #2 most glorious sounding thing in the history of time, the number one most glorious sounding thing in the history of time happens to be the 20 angel varsity choir of cherubim accompanied by a full chamber orchestra featuring a 5 minute traditional Jazz Kazoo and a halftime show starring janet jackson. 4) The greatest homemade movie of all time was created by me its called A Quest for Service and i made i for my church youth group. in which i play 7 different parts of the 7 people involved in the film. Its quite funny at some times but still conveys the somber tone of doing service in your community. Ask me about it I may be able to get you a premarket showing. %) Damn it feels good to be a gangsta as it was so eloquently put by the geto boyz and it is so unopposably true take it from me i made a movie and some mixtapes and ...... center of the universe and such yeah umm turns out the clarity i was experiencing was actually a mild concussion i procured whle i was walking on stilts trying desperately to attact a female because my attempt at spreading plumage was a miserable failure I really need to cut down on opening my mouth and unfilteredly writing things that come to my mind Current Mood: stares blankly Current Music: mattsmix 22 tracks of lowfat chocolately goodness (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, September 2nd, 2004
9:14 pm	Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? Alright I got at alot to catch up on so here we go. This sunday i was playing basketball at the park and this little kid shot me in the face, then his dad picked him up and drove away(at least i think it was his dad). So now i have this angry red welt on my face, i know its angry bc it just got shot. All of this made me really think about life. "Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?" I asked myself and "If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?" right so the day after that (monday for those who dont speak ..... or is it read enlish i dunno ill figured later). Anyways so I go to school and then i came home did hmwk and slept (crazy shit)then i went to school again and in spanish i made a joke and this dude in front of me says "shut up u little cock sucker" and i was like "Will do big cock sucker" and then Dona Aixa came over and asked if we did our hmwk. I was like "hell yeah" and shes like what did u say and i was like "huh" and she like "i said what did u say" and i was like "huh" and she walked away, Im so close to getting a referall in that class so i better shut up. Right so pretty much the rest of that day sucked so we'll skip it. Wait rewind i passed my Alg. 2 test haha take that shit girardot. k wednesday. Imagine this im sleeping in Dona Aixa's class and boom she hits me on the back of my head asks me about sports so i say "remo vela tenis" and shes like "you think ur better than us mr mcelhaney. Can you play water underwater?" and i was like maybe. Gettting even closer to a referall. Right Hannah told me she hated me today thats about it. k thurs. ................................................Im sugar crashing .................................ill..........fin...ish......l..a...t...e.......r Current Mood: ZzzZzz(either bee-y or sleepy Current Music: African hunting drums (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, August 16th, 2004
10:29 pm	My Masterpiece So today i was going all out on the great gatsby project but after about 2 pages it sent me into a deep deep sleep. While i was sleeping i was taken into a far far away magical land where unicorns (also known as cows) and only about 5 human beings live. They call it Kansas. In this wonderful land there was lived a great storyteller named Butch. Butch was also a part time stripper at the Dirty Sanchez but thats besides the point. Now Butch was going to tell me a great tale but he couldnt think of one at the time, so he told me about a conversation he overheard about 20 minutes ago. This is a conversation between an Old Craggily Man and a anonymous customer, let call him Lou .......... Bricant, in ye ole craggily shop/yogurt stand. Old man: Take this doll, but beware; it carries a terrible curse. Lou: Ooo, that's bad. Old man: But it comes with a free serving of frozen yogurt! Lou: That's good! Old man: The frozen yogurt is also cursed. Lou: That's bad. Old man: But it comes with your choice of toppings! Lou: That’s good! Old man: The toppings contain potassium benzoate... Lou: (confused look) Old man: That's bad. Lou: Can I go now? Lou and Old Craggily Man photo http://www.ubersite.com/m/33317 After this enlighting experience i awoke and proceeded to take over the worl.....i mean finish the next chapter of Gatsby. I have to say im gonna miss summer daydreams. P.S. Did anyone get that Lou Bricant thing Current Mood: igor-ish Current Music: Ive got a lovely bunch of Coconuts (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, August 13th, 2004
9:18 pm	HANNAH MADE ME DO IT Spent the morning in this most excellent line for like hours to get some notecards and a picture. That was definetly worth it. Then worked out and i broke a pulley on my home gym. The replacement cost $40.00! So i added it up the $300 home gym came with $630 worth of pulleys. The great gatsby runs my life now and I hate/love it. And the project is going to eat up my saturday like a ........... (insert something funny, bc i cant think of anything) Current Mood: crumpy Current Music: mad world - gary jules (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, June 3rd, 2004
11:54 pm	I spent my entire day exploring gods gift to earth www.steve.com. Current Mood: grimlakin Current Music: ghetto-est thing u can think of (1 Comment |Comment on this)